Transcript of a customer's unpaid, unsolicited
testimony: Grumpy's Classic Motorcycle Repair.
Mechanic - Grumpy..
USA Fluid Guy - abbreviation: USA..
Mechanic: ....My
Friends -- I used this stuff on rusty crap and they just went
WHAT
!!??... And I've used a whole can and I'm taking rusty exhaust
pipes
that are rusted right to the crap..
USA: "OK"
Mechanic: You know; it takes
it right off... Handlebars., Everything I had in my deal today
I've
cleaned up with that and I just used the last of a can.
USA: "And you made 2 grand !??.."
Mechanic: "Two
Thousand Dollars !!"
USA: "Selling what - on bikes?"
Mechanic: "On Used Parts."
USA "On Used Parts..!?"
Mechanic: "Used parts Yea."
USA: "And ALL of them Cleaned with StrongArm!??"
Mechanic: "Yes. All
of them cleaned with StrongArm.."
USA: "So you, you think this stuff is good aye ?"
Mechanic: "BEST
I'VE EVER SEEN !!! UNBELIEVABLE!.. You buy stuff
you
know and they say it does this, it does that, and THIS
stuff
works."
USA: "It does the job.."
Mechanic: "It does the job. More
then I ever expected."
USA: "We appreciate your testimony."
Mechanic: "Aw! ..It It's
Amazing. I took old rusty exhaust pipes, and cleaned them
right to
brand new!."
USA: "Uh Huh.. Chrome stuff...."
Mechanic: "Chrome."
USA: "You put it on paint. You can clean up paint."
Mechanic: "Paint - Aluminum -
Chrome - EVERYTHING! Everything...."
USA: "Seats, Vinyl, Leather...."
Mechanic: EVERYTHING!"
USA: "Everything."
Mechanic: "Yep."
USA: "Front Tire to the back."
Mechanic: "Yup. Completely..!
I had my 650 over here yesterday. A 77 KZ-650. That I put
together and
cleaned and that's where I used the last of the can.. (of USA
Fluid - Unlimited StrongArm)
USA: "Really!".
Mechanic: " Front tire to the
rear tire on that bike and I sold it. Amazing. Amazing! So
I'll be
ordering a lot more."
USA: "The best value on the market."
Mechanic: "Absolutely!..
Absolutely... Yup ! You ain't getting enough money
for
it."
USA: "Eh He he he he he. Ain't that something!"
Mechanic: "I know!! You should
be getting Double ! He Huh Yea!!"
USA: "It's worth A Hundred Bucks a
can!!"
Mechanic: "Yea. Absolutely...!
"
USA: "I mean If for every ten dollar can
you save a Thousand Dollars.."
Mechanic: "Oh, Absolutely. It
was all due to that one can you gave me (exactly a year ago)."
USA: "Yea."
Mechanic: "I started three
weeks ago and started cleaning these old rusty bikes."
USA: "It launched you into business."
Mechanic: "Absolutely!"
USA: "Your Not Grumpy any more then..."
Mechanic: "Ah, Well that's
still my name; but I'm not anymore.."
USA: "Yea. He Ha Ha Ha.. Unlimited StrongArm Took The
Grumpy
out of ya !!"
Mechanic: "It did. Yea.."
USA: "It takes all the fight out of it
when you work on it don't you think..?"
Mechanic: "Oh God! It This
stuff is just amazing... You know you hear so many products
that say it
does this, it does that and you take it home, and it doesn't
do
anything, but Unlimited StrongArm Does
- probably 100 Percent More than I thought it was going to do.
It is
amazing."
USA: "We're happy to know it."
Mechanic: "It is amazing. And
I've got a whole lot more stuff that's why I got this (more
StrongArm)
from you..."
USA: "You'd better go to that junk yard with the
20,000 motorcycles.."
Mechanic: "I have a junk yard!"
USA: "There you go!"
Mechanic: "I do. I knew I was
gonna catch ya but I've been so busy because of your product.
USA: "...Did you put it on any metal and paint over
it and check that out..?"
Mechanic: "Yea Yea.. We
painted gas tanks."
USA: "Paint right over it!."
Mechanic: "Yea. Right over top
of it."
USA: "Beautiful."
Mechanic: "I thought it was
going to leave an oil base, you know... It Doesn't.. Paint
adheres
right to it."
USA: "Bake it a little bit in the sun, and it's good
to go.."
Mechanic: "Absolutely. Unbelievable
Product.!!...
USA: "Amen"
Mechanic: "Aye, Unbelievable."
USA: "It's designed by industry to do that job.."
Mechanic: "I know it."
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